A.H. x B.G.M. present a review of the new album from Eminem

I really had no intention of reviewing Eminem's latest opus, Kamikaze. I mean, I think at this point, we all understand what my feelings are on the man, and his music. And I truthfully just don't have it within to subject myself to garbage music like his simply to write some kind of funny, self-aware, piss take of a review.

However, I also have a huge ego, and succumb very easily to flattery. When I was submitting my piece on Tirzah's album, Devotion, to my editor at Bearded Gentlemen, he asked if I was interested in putting something together about. I expressed hesitation, and he quickly countered that with, "Dude, I love it when you shit on stuff."

2,000 words and like nine footnotes later, you get my thoughts on the hell that Marshall Mathers has unleashed onto our ears. Buckle up gang, and get your homophobic slurs ready for me.