The Column of Disquiet- In Celebration of Dat Ass

Some would say that I can be a mean spirited curmudgeon, and my newest Column of Disquiet for The Next Ten Words does nothing to disprove that, where I managed to put together 2500+ words, give or take, on a recent 'viral' sensation.

Talking shit is one thing, but I eventually found a point; which is good, because at a certain point, I wasn't sure where this one was going.