The Bearded Life: Conjuring The Sex Demon

I've been writing for the Southern Minnesota Scene magazine since the end of 2013, and traditionally, each February issue has been 'Valentine's Day' or 'romance' themed. Turns out, this year we are doing something different. But I didn't get the heads up on that until well after I started writing this.

I was hoping at least one other columnist would do something romance related, or whatever, but I think I'm the only one.

Oh well.

It's been a number of months since I've written something funny that actually had focus to it in the end. I'm pretty happy with how this turned out.

So please. By all means. Conjure the sex demon.