The Bearded Life: Animals > People

Oh look at that. It's my "Bearded Life" piece for April's "Pets" issue of the Southern Minnesota Scene magazine. 

So here's the deal; the long-read about my rabbits that I wrote was intended, originally, to be my column for April. But that shit was way too long and my editor was like, hey, you need to write something else and make it shorter.

So I did. It's a little mean spirited. And I'm catching flack from people without a sense of humor in the comment section. But whatever. You people think I give a fuck about the shit you give a fuck about.