The Bearded Life: Seven Valentine's Days

As I had done in both November and December, when my latest non-musical writing endeavours for the Southern Minnesota Scene hits the world wide interwebs, I like to share it on here, since I know that my "fandom" just can't get enough of how incredibly witty and charming I am.

Given that this is for the February issue, the theme is Valentine's Day, and thusly, my essay is on my own experiences with February 14th.

If you live in southern Minnesota, cop this shit from a newsstand. If you don't, MOVE HERE. Just kidding. Don't do that. It's cold a.f. right now. But just check my shit out here and peep the tips I give on how to have a successful V-Day with your shawty.